What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:08

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How do you get a girl to like you?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What do you like about McDonald's?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
What habits do happy couples have?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd